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i get so stressed this time of year, so much to do, no time to do it all. So stressed that I do stupid shit like rip burned out Chritmas lights from the branches of the tree with so much force I pull the damn thing down. Or lay on my horn for 5 minutes passive aggressively bitching out the frumpy middle aged twat who cut me off in WalMart’s parking lot. Or flip on my daughter for spilling a perfectly good Peppermint Mocha all over my dry clean only jacket.

Sorry ‘bout that.

On the flip side, I did accomplish several pretty important Christmas chores: (my daughter and) I decorated the tree and put all the outdoor lights and garland up. We also got gifts for the husband and the gift exchange for next weekend. Still no sign of the elusive Rachael Ray towel-mitts for the Secret Santa, however. I also picked up some gifts for myself because, hey, who else is gonna buy them?

By the light of the Chrstmas candle in the window, I bid you goodnight.